Tasty Tweets
November 9, 2015
“Eye won’t stop twitching and I’m missing a part of my ear… Just a typical Tuesday.”
“Snow.”
“No, I don’t have a cold. I look like this all the time, thanks for asking.”
“Netflix and ‘Damn boy, you better watch that hand! You gotta buy me dinner first!’ “
“No time for a relationship when you’re married to the streets.”
“Went to a haunted house and basically punched the guy chasing me with a chainsaw sooooo.”
“*Wants to relax* Math: Nah, bruh.”
“The civil war was a conspiracy covered up by George H. W. Bush.”
“In case you were wondering, the cookies were $.75. #PSAT”