“My mom got me a pretty black necklace and goes “black necklace for your black soul” #oh”

“The sky this morning is very pretty. I didn’t take a picture so you’ll have to look outside.”

“If I start my homework now I might finish by June… Maybe.. If I’m lucky”

“My entire life has been a lie, I just did math without any numbers”

“It’s that part of the night where I eat everything in the kitchen #NoRagrets”

“I’m 62739402% done right now.”

“I for real just lost a ‘Quiz Up’ match to someone who didn’t know what a giraffe looks like”

“I can’t clean mirrors cause I always get distracted by my reflection.”

“the boy I’m babysitting likes to make nachos…not eat them…just heat up cheese on chips”

“Are you a stop sign? because stop”