“If i don’t and can’t get a job when i’m 30, prolly just gonna sell meth.”

“I need to get famous so i can make all the girls who dumped me feel bad #lolatyou”

“Sometimes i remember Tupac isn’t a friend of mine that i can call up and hang out with, and thats what makes me sad”

“My brother is learning how to drive #prayforEveryoneInPortage”

“My teacher has 6 pairs of shoes under her desk. And 2 pair of uggs. #ProfessionalWhiteGirl”

“My dog just farted right next to me then just walked away like nothing happened. Asshole.”

“I just put “eh i dont know” as a quiz answer”