Tasty Tweets
October 2, 2013
- “First Miley’s licking a doll in a pool and now she’s licking a hammer so that’s nice.”
- “I am now accepting applications for dates to homecoming.”
- My dad just asked what grade I’m in.. Alright cool dad.”
- “iOS 7 is going to fix everything. Even Iraq.”
- “The way to my heart is through my sweet tooth.”
- “Lightsaber battle under the bridge by steak and shake! #turnup”
- “I do not understand French. Why can’t everyone speak English.”
- “It’s Friday the 13th, and I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”