Students are often the ones who are assigned superlatives, but this time it’s the teachers. The Northern Light asked students to put a tally by the teacher who they thought was “most likely to.” The outcomes were extremely accurate and quite hilarious.

Most likely to skip school: Thorpe or Killmer?

Winner: Killmer (#beardpower)

Most likely to survive hunger games: Kozian or Neal?

Winner: Neal (he can climb trees)

Most likely to be famous: Paynich or Olsen?

Winner: Olsen (he’s so cute”

Most Likely to win a rap battle: Shaffer or Rewa?

Winner: Rewa (rouck out, Rewa!)

Most likely to replace Maury Povich: Dixon or Rath?

Winner: Dixon (we did a paternity test)

Most likely to be on reality TV: Laing or Swinehart?

Winner: Swinehart (math reality?)

Most likely to be social media famous: Armitage or Hill?

Winner: Arm (cuz he can breakdance)

Most likely to be voted class clow in high school: Jordan or Bartz?

Winner: Bartz (watch the TV broadcasts!)

Most likely to be President of the US: Fitzpatrick or Friedman?

Winner: fitz (he does teach government)

Most likely to quit teaching and become a comedian: Shaffer or Andrews?

Winner: Andrews (got baseball jokes?)