“Nothing screams family bonding like watching the purge together.”

“It stresses me out listening to the ticking sound clocks make in a silent room.”

“So yeah, if someone gets me a shamrock shake, I’ll give you pretty much anything.”

“You can’t go to the Nike outlet and not buy a new a pair of shoes.”

“It must be very hard to purchase those divider things they use in the grocery store check-outs.”